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Predictions are preposterous.

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Predictions are preposterous.

Jackie Mason

I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times.

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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

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Ladies and gentlemen you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . .

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You know how many stunning women told me they can't stand a good-looking man? ... Women feel secure with an ugly guy because a man in bad shape isn't gonna cheat.

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Right now I have enough money to last me the rest of my life - unless I buy something.

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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Jackie Mason