George Burns Quotes

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I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

George Burns in Life, My Life, Rest

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I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

George Burns

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

George Burns

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

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Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

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I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

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At my age flowers scare me.

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If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

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You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

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I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

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I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate.

George Burns