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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.

Ron White in Driving, Years, Back

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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.

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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, 'I'm not even a 10th of this man.'

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I've got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called 'Jayne Mansfield's Car.' I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.

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I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.

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All I know how to do is take what's on my mind and spit it out funny. I don't know what else I could do besides comedy.

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The next time you have a thought... let it go.

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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.

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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.

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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I don't even have a high school diploma. I'm smart, but you can't prove it on paper.

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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I'm aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it's addicting, really.

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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.

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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it's being true to their nature... that's what takes a long time to learn.

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I don't like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that's the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don't do a ton of it.

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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.

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