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This is going to sound horrible, but I don't even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you know, a couple of million dollars, a few million. I know it's more money than my dad, a jail guard, made in his lifetime; more money than I'll ever need.

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This is going to sound horrible, but I don't even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you know, a couple of million dollars, a few million. I know it's more money than my dad, a jail guard, made in his lifetime; more money than I'll ever need.

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I'm a hardcore libertarian - I want everything legal - but I also believe that you have the right to free association.

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I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.

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To drive a car in rural America is freedom. Before I had a car, I'd never seen a rock and roll show, I'd never seen a comic or a show.

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My hair is way, way long. I've hitchhiked across the country a zillion times. I've ridden in every car. I was never a hippie. It takes more than long hair.

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Cars mean nothing to me. I'm not a car guy.

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We need a president who realizes that there's no government business in show business.

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My mom, if you asked her if she was interested in whether or not people gambled, would say no.

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I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when my mom turned 55. For 1955, she was a very old mom.

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My body really, really wanted to reproduce when I was 15. It took a lot of civilization, socialization, willpower and some emulsion polymerization technology for me not to reproduce at 15.

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For the most part, any serious magic show is not using very much technology newer than theatrical lights.

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Technology adds nothing to art.

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I'm totally against straight marriage - even though I'm married. I don't think heterosexual marriage is any of the government's business.

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I will not counter the insanity of the PATRIOT Act with an overblown fear of my rights being taken away.

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Counterintuitive actions prove we can trust real knowledge and do the opposite of what we feel makes sense.

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